Spotted...

Yesterday morning a gent demonstrating some good track standing skills on a red single speed (not fixed) who I was going to compliment him until I realised it was a foffa. I've not felt that awkward since I overtook a long blond haired cyclist and turn round to smile only to realise she was a dude.

oooh man, that's tough. I smiled at a Dude once, still have nightmares.