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Wow. The point of the joke is that i've clearly gotten myself pissed and done silly things that i'm now choosing to portray as somehow involuntary.
The 'she' your analogy is referring to is me, so no, it does not equate to 'she' asked for it, but rather 'I' drank the drink, 'I' got pissed, 'I' spewed, and 'I' did some kinky things as a result.
You can fumble away at the bra-strap of political correctness and good taste all you like, spill the pint of grammatical convention or spew forth conjecture about my intentions all you want, but it's you that is trying to turn this into a happy hour of moral outrage and it's more fucking boring than sitting in to watch hollyoaks with a six pack of diet coke and a bag of unsalted crisps, so please, desist.