Accident, what to do?

...I was taken advantage of by a person or persons hitherto unknown who took advantage of my diminished state to touch me sexually...

It looks like something was inserted in my anus and I was in a lot of pain.

...there is clear after effects that are heinous and amount to physical damage not to mention the mental trauma.

Damn the person responsible for this terrible thing.

yeah, the rape jokes thing? can we make it go away please.

At no point is rape talked about or suggested...
Apart from the first quote, where you imply you were incapable of giving consent, followed by the second quote which mentions penetration and the third, acknowledging physical and mental trauma.

Whilst your point on "The refutal of personal choice and responsibility and the actions performed by people as a result because they think they can get some quick cash" may be valid, the analogy doesn't hold. You may wish to rethink...

TL;DR: "She was drunk" <> "She asked for it".