Extras (paid) needed for film about Lance Armstrong being shot around London

Applied. I'll be in my trailer until they need me.

You could do Lance.

Is that how you get to the drugs?

To be honest, you'd probably still get a good hit off of him.

*shaved legs required?

As well as a picture I'm including a 2,500 word essay about why I'm more euro than the other applicants

Im more euro.

Might keep an eye on my diet (alcohol intake) for a couple of weeks, just on the off chance I'm actually accepted.

^^your beard is way too big to be euro sorry

Would be excellent to have team "Dope" in the peloton....

is this porn? if yes - I'm in.

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to old.

Chris Horner? Jens Voigt?

That will do for me.

Chris Horner? Jens Voigt?

According to his Wiki page Jens is 2cm taller than me, but that's closer than the 7cm shorter than me of Horner.

I don't think anyone will mistake me for Jens in a hurry however.

Have applied with promises of being easily passable as a half portuguese neo-pro and willing to follow a strict doping programme for the next two months

Would be cool to have a fair few lfgssers in there

In two months there will be 3 feet of snow, thinking about this.

Everybody will get a cup of tea to stay warm.

In two months there will be 3mm of snow, and London will have ground to a halt, thinking about this.

Ftfy

Nah, I reckon we are in for a proper "ice-skating on the Thames" winter this time round.

^^your beard is way too big to be euro sorry

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I've used those for two winters now, they got out of their depth round the back of Herne Hill last year, somewhat concerningly.

I didn't go over, but it all got a bit "floaty" for a while.

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look at that side boob.

This is all likely to be weekday, working time stuff right?

Email and ask.

look at that side boob.

Oh my days. #NSFW. Also #NSF my breakfast staying down.

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I have those shoes!

...and the suit.