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is that the proper brazil team or the one they put out for friendlies ?

Aspas out with a ruptured rectum. Liverpool are saying it's a 'thigh injury' to save his embarrassment.

johnson cissokho and coutihno back very soon though

Meanwhile, Joe Cole confirms he's thicker than pig shit.

Fuck me, is he after a wild card selection or is he pissed??!

There's more chance of me wearing a Liverpool shirt for a day than us getting out the group stage, let alone winning the cunting thing!

In fact, if we win it I'll get the Liver Birds tattooed on each side of my neck, Gerrard's boat tattooed on my back and 'Kopite & Proud' on my forehead

#weartheshirt

In fact, if we win it I'll get the Liver Birds tattooed on each side of my neck, Gerrard's boat tattooed on my back and 'Kopite & Proud' on my forehead

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(On the off-chance)

#gotothematch

#whichwaytowhitehartlane

#anyoneseenmywallet

#cantgetaticket

#nevermadeabetyouwouldntwelchon

#hashtagsareforadults

#cornydontbetcoshedontcarrymoney

#plasticmatchreports

#seeyoudownthepub

He'll be down Copacabana beach anyway getting fruity with all the trannies

That's not where they hang out - they're mostly on Ipanema Beach.

johnson cissokho and coutihno back very soon though

lil phil not quite yet, the other two and Allen are in the squad for saturday

Yes! Allen back

*snigger

big punnage, is Allen going straight into the team or will he be on the bench? where will he fit in if he does get a run of games? and will the pressure be off him, so he can find the form that made you buy him?

also seen this article, about statistically the best players in the euro leagues.
was interested to see Nuri Sahin, pop up in the bundesliga team. What went wrong for him at Liverpool?
http://www.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2013/oct/17/statistical-review-european-leagues-season-so-far

aspas out with a ruptured rectum. Liverpool are saying it's a 'thigh injury' to save his embarrassment.

lol

big punnage, is Allen going straight into the team or will he be on the bench? where will he fit in if he does get a run of games? and will the pressure be off him, so he can find the form that made you buy him?

also seen this article, about statistically the best players in the euro leagues.
was interested to see Nuri Sahin, pop up in the bundesliga team. What went wrong for him at Liverpool?
http://www.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2013/oct/17/statistical-review-european-leagues-season-so-far

I think he was a little bit lazy/set in his ways and didn't like Brendas approach to training and tactics

d. costa in the spanish team
seems like brenda knows a good player when he bids for one
shame sahin didn't gel
coutihno good replacement though

And a good player knows a shit team when they bid for him.

Andy Carroll is in Cargo right now