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@Jezston
Don't shit on the bonnet.
Wait until it's raining (shouldn't take long this time of year) , then sneakily climb on to the roof of their car while they are stopped in traffic.
Squat over their windscreen - not so far forward so they can see your arse from their driving position - then quickly drop one out so it'll land on their windscreen and the wipers will smear it all over. Then quickly hop off and ride on.