Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

I've never indulged these fantasies you understand, but I've entertained them when a NISSAN THUNDERBOLT COCK WARRIOR SPUNK WAGON has passed so close it's clearly bullying. There is one called WARRIOR I think, I think there might be one called ENFORCER.

Lots of places to hide raw prawns on either, mind