Orient Express - Cheap Chinese Rims / Wheels / Forks / Frames / Cranks / Etc

I tend to be in matching Skins kit, and on deep wheels.

But whenever I'm passed, its only because I'm slowing, reaching for a bidon.

#compulsivelyreachesforabottlewhenpassed.

Interesting tactic. I've had to invent games like counting how many people pass me, in order to not race on commutes while training for 24s.
I tend to look around pretending it's the first time I've ever ridden a road if someone wants to pass. Passing a tourist = no points.
Or, sit up and adjust my bag straps/adjust my jacket or something.