I hate

Ooh, get you.

they creatively direct themselves in the direction of the nearest free bar / gak / food.

Gak?

http://www.rathergood.com/gak/

People that say 'dope'

Nothing like the plebs that use "sick".

If you're over 15 have a word with thine self.

Covers

Those wanky, softly sung, acoustic guitar efforts of classic songs.

The current one that really gets on my tits is this:

by Sainsbury's - Fish Finger Sandwich - Sainsbury's - YouTube

Makes me wanna stab a child

Yup usual accompaniments to that generic soft lense photocopier/mobile phone ad.

Kerrrr lasic SWPL

I thought the exact same thing watching that advert.

The acoustic guitar used to be so cool. Now it's used as an accompaniment to picnics and flicking twats.

Yes London Fields, we're lookin at you.

Drying up Tupperware. URGH

Nothing like the plebs that use "sick".

If you're over 15 have a word with thine self.

I use sic all the time, when talking to my 13 year old nephew.

What other words will piss him off and make him want to pour bleach in his ears when I use them?

Bare sick. For realz.

Quite a lot currently, but high ranking is these hipsters that are rocking beards coz Its fashionable.... Oh Fuck off.

Yeah but I had a beard bef......

Oh forget it!

Public transport. Just fuck it. Fuck it right in its big stupid head.

The police parking on the cycle lane/double yellow lanes when it's not an emergency call.

You should know the rules people!

(and they don't bother their hole enforcing parking laws, I wonder why...)

Ooh sauce, they can enforce my hole any day.

Dickheads who call me bro or brah...

I am not your brother nor a womans undergarment you cunt...

cool story bro

Fuck

you

cunt!

:d

Ooh sauce, they can enforce my hole any day.

Call the police gay and them may go all enforce on you :P

Dickheads who call me bro or brah...

I am not your brother nor a womans undergarment you cunt...

Some men need a bro brah tho.

Public transport. Just fuck it. Fuck it right in its big stupid head.

Just glory box it, yeah.

(I agree it's crap over here too)

Whoppers with cheese - I've got a tummy ache now.

People who call you "boss"

Do fuck off!

"Hello is that Mr Constable Savage?"
"Yes it is"
"Yes, Mr Savage, can I call you Constable?"
"No. Mr Savage will do nicely, thank you"
Presumptuous minx.

R-plates (a stupid Norn Iirish invention which limits you to 45MPH everywhere your first year driving) on the motorway. People speeding past you at (at least) 70 MPH.

Terrifying. I'd rather watch a Serbian film on LSD.

Whoppers with cheese - I've got a tummy ache now.

Presumably you were parked up on a double yellow while you popped in to buy it too?