Football

Dirk Kuyt - the guy who is so shit that he has only played 95 times for that shite national who never produce any decent players, the Netherlands?

Righto.

Incidentally Defoe does have a considerably better goals per game international record to Kuyt.

A question for you - how on earth did Defoe get to be so high on the all-time PL list when if you judge him year by year is is so fucking shit?

That's a list of players who've scored 100 goals.
He's played for 10 years or more and scored 10 goals or more per year.
That's how.
Which at 380 games (approx) is approx 1 goal every 3.8 games.