Football

Clive, I generally like these reports when I can be bothered to finish them but I feel your continued comedy riff of "ooo, isn't it all a bit deprived outside of good old London" is starting to wear a bit thin. The best ones are the London ones as you are forced to stay away from this 'grim up north' narrative. I think you should stay away from it in an attempt to come up with something more original.

yeah freshen it up a bit clive

give it a bit of zing, a touch of panache, something modern, edgy with a 21st century feel