Football

@ Pisti, the stand where you watch the match whilst nursing your child from the elongated man nipples that protrude from your drooping pecs, thinking to yourself that maybe you've let yourself go a bit as those selvedge jeans you searched long and hard for are a bit tight in the waist and crotch area, and you've realised that you've got to loosen the top button after a big meal.

What the frig are you on about?? Lamest retort EVER!

#losingit