Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Gold never works.

T Rex build, ugly forks, ugly logo, and I have an intense dislike for extended seat tubes.

Are those seat tubes meant for an aero seat post?

Vos's boss Giant is brilliant. Gold doesn't work on our bikes because we are not worthy - in the same way wearing Team Kit (other than own) or World Champ stripes is ridiculous. That bike is still understated for Marianne. Remember she wins all of the things, all of the time.

Are those seat tubes meant for an aero seat post?

No, they're an aero profile but only fit a cylindrical seatpost.

and the fact that no gold matches other

It'll be over the line and into the truck in no time so don't worry. This isn't a rapha build, they probably did it the night before the race.

Fair enough, she is a beast I agree.
Stock wheel decals (or none), black tape and black saddle will make it appetising.
Also dunno why she is riding last years DA.

the gold dura ace decals on rims dont offend you?

Not more than any other wheels that go LOOK AT WHAT BRAND I AM Must be getting old. I see how it can offend however cos goldie lookz

That bar tape is certified pish though, I've something similar on a vintage bike and it's not very grippy and doesn't absorb shocks. Also seems to be making a comeback.

WHY. Can't we learn from the past etc... :)

Those wheels / tyres look awesome. Matching the frame logos to the wheels would look cooler, but I guess that wouldn't be in the interests of the sponsors.

Not more than any other wheels that go LOOK AT WHAT BRAND I AM Must be getting old. I see how it can offend however cos goldie lookz

Not old enough to spell or punctuate english though.

That bar tape is certified pish though, I've something similar on a vintage bike and it's not very grippy and doesn't absorb shocks. Also seems to be making a comeback.

So you haven't got that bar tape on your bike?

Daily Mail Online >>>>>

I'm taking this too seriously.

...why she is riding last years DA.

Because of SRM I think.

Vos's boss Giant is brilliant. Gold doesn't work on our bikes because we are not worthy - in the same way wearing Team Kit (other than own) or World Champ stripes is ridiculous. That bike is still understated for Marianne. Remember she wins all of the things, all of the time.

This. That bike is freaking understatement to how good she is. 26-years old and she is amoung the all time great cyclists already. She could tattoo both her legs in full on rainbow stribes and it would still be an understatement.

Anti? really? well apart from the silly grip.

Thats not too bad apollo, perhaps the stem needs slamming but looks ok

It looks like shit

Why?

repost?
http://www.drive.gr/sites/default/files/styles/zoom_large/public/node-files/photos/gallery/2013/09/alfa-4c_ifd_4.jpg

erghhhhhhhhh

is that a light on the seat tube pointing at the tyre?

ill bet its for the battery. obv something like that has to have di2xl or something.

Why?

From the top-down;

Grips
Bar height
Bar angle
Spacer stack
Rim brake on painted rim
Over tensioned chain
Pedals

...and it's a carbon track frame wasted because of all the above.

Fixie riders are like the fucking bitches of the cycling world,

"your tape doesn't match your seat"

"We don't like the angle of your stem"

bitch,bitch,bitch....

I use loads of different cycling forums, and this is by FAR the fucking bitchiest,on most forums it's considered distasteful to rip the piss out of other peoples builds, you just get called a cunt and banned,

Opions are like arseholes,

Everyone has one,

and they're all full of shit.

all "Opions" ......are full of shit?

every single one?

Anti? really? well apart from the silly grip.

Wasn't this for sale somewhere, for quite a kingly some to boot!

It looks like shit

Why?

BECAUSE.

No seriously, it is a London bike shop's attempt at a weight weenie build and is on sale for like £2k. >>>>>>>>>

also, pedals, tyres, spacer, lever, brakes in general etc etc

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You seem to be under the impression that I give a fuck.

I knew it would only be a matter of time till the forums chief bully would turn up with the ban threats.

Hypocrite?

It means nothing to me,

I'm just telling the truth,

The fact that you responded so quickly with the ban stick just proves it's what everyone else is thinking.

Check my previous posts,
I beat you to it anyway.

I've done you up like a pro, on your own forum.

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What's with the "don't mind that" = porn, "room for improvement" = anti, and of course the obligatory "raisers and deep rims" = hhsb, no matter what???

#standardsallroundarelonggone