• "To the guy almost overlapping my back wheel whilst riding home. Sorry my skid scared you. I did tell you to ease off, but you had headphones in and thought nothing of my shouting."

    Jam your pump or something similar in his front wheel... Nothing says listen up and watch out where you're going like flying over the handle bars and kissing the asphalt face first.

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