I had the joy of some dumbass cyclist shooting through a red light while I crossed the junction at 1 in the morning, I had to swerve out the way and my front tire exploded and I went flying, dude didn't even stop!
To make matters worse it's probably the first day I have ever not had spare tube/punc repair in my bag. Did get offered £150 for a stranger to suck MY cock on my walk home though...
It wasn't a Portuguese guy was it?