Football

Please please please please

I don't think this will happen. Schteve has recently started work at QPR and will be on a decent whack for polishin 'Arry's todger.

Since when is 33% win ratio seen as good. 101 loses v 70 odd wins. Later nige.

Can't deny the stats. Tactically he lacked the necessary nous, but he worked wonders in restructuring the club from the ground up.

Pulis was also at Huddersfield on Friday, he's just watching loads of matches at the moment, hardly surprising, I think his wife likes him out of the house.

Also if you asked derby fans if they'd like to be where Stoke are now in 5 years time, I think they'd be mad not to take it

Pulis was happily chatting away with our Chief Exec Sam Rush during the match, rumours of him being lined up before Clough was sacked are strong. Of course we'd like to be where Stoke are now, but we'd all prefer to do it without turning into a team of giant hoofballers who get sent off every other week.

If you asked Derby fans if they realised McLeish and Keane were still looking for work, they might jump at the chance to have Pulis. None would be that inspiring though. Where's Peschisolido?

McLeish is also high up the favourites list...

I'd have McLaren any day. He's good at club level and will continue the passing game but the ability to understand tactics. Signing Steve means nailed on promotion within three seasons.

While I do like Schteve for fucking up Forest and being an integral part behind the best Derby team of my living memory, he is a bit hit and miss with his track record. Would love to be proved wrong if he did take the job.

Oh and apparently Pulis was there to look at Forest for when Billy gobshite implodes.

Fingers crossed. This photo makes me cringe though...