What time is it? Watches and horology

Yes the watch geek who comes into showroom not to purchase but to talk crap and tell you what they have at home . Generally wearing an Oris whilst their fictional Breitling / IWC / Daytona is away being " serviced " .

So we have met?

And it's not an Oris, I couldn't stretch to that so picked up a very tidy Timex :)