Football

Cornelius, my dear fellow. The evidence is posted on this very page by a fellow spud.

How you can claim that the pants pulling was inadvertent is preposterous! Granted, it wouldn't have changed the outcome of the match, but just take a look at all the facts and talk some common sense now and then old bean.

So, as if all you sychophants' attempts at bringing poor-man's Pisti-isms to your posts weren't enough, we're now in for a deluge of wannabe Clives...

Anyone know how our reserves got on last night?