For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Friend of mine once worked cleaning university halls of residence at the end of term. In one bloke's room the toilet had clearly broken several months previously, but instead of notifying the maintenance people he'd spent the rest of the term curling ones out into a plastic sack.

Hahaha what a dirty bastard.

We had a South Korean guy in our halls of residence and he used to make a hell of a mess in the bog. I think he was squatting on the rim and as he only ever ate from the dodgy Chinese round the corner he had the shits every day. He used to line the entire lower half of the cubicle with newspaper. Poor guy.