• is there a name for the particular flavour of lone wolf nutter that dresses up like a cross between a thrift shop cyberdog matrix fan and a full on urban bike ninja and rides about on a heavily modified hybrid dressed like a dick? I see quite a few examples of these loonies about, i'd quite like to classify them for convenience.

    Signifiers are head to toe black or camo clobber, fully chromed or full face helmet, ponytail or dredds, wrap-around shades, goggles, helmet cam, huge arrays of lights, sometimes soundsystems, futuristic angular clip-on mudguards, disc brakes, combat trousers and massive boots, face-masks, motocross gloves. Always alone. Always belting it. Often shaking head or parping, honking, ringing or shouting at other cyclists.

    I hate these bell ends.

    RPM?

    olcl

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