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He wouldn't have made it to the end of your sentence, Oli.

explains why he told me he couldnt understand why people liked porn when it was just badly acted videos of people going about their daily lives fully clothed.

He never got past "Open the DVD player tray".

It's why his log-in password has only one letter.

Oops, thanks. I had no idea.

tw2 is ed scoble?

Now I've bullied you into changing your post I shall delete mine but I'll post this one to leave people wondering what the fuck just happened.

Fixed.

Oh

It's long.

He wouldn't

explains

He never got

Might.

It's why his

Oops

is ed scoble?
tl;dr

The real reason TW2 only reads the start of things is because by the second word he's worked out if something is edible or not. The rest is superfluous.

TW2 is a fatty.

Does it begin with "Snickers"?
Yes.
Eat.

Does it begin with "Once upon"
No.
Don't eat, move to the next thing.

You get the idea.

is that why he's so unsure about you? not sure if edible object or not.

TW2 is a fatty.

Thanks, added to ignore list.

Does it begin with "Snickers"?
Yes.
Eat.

Does it begin with "Once upon"
No.
Don't eat, move to the next thing.

You get the idea.

If only I'd have known about this system earlier. Sooo much reading for so little Snickers!

"Now I've bullied you into changing your post I shall delete mine but I'll post this one to leave people wondering what the fuck just happened."

Nerged!

Fatalities at a US naval yard, ten people hurt in gun rampage.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/blog/2013/sep/16/washington-dc-navy-yard-shooting-live

They've caught one guy, apparently crazy, they are looking for two others, an older white guy and a 5 10 black guy with notable hair?

Anyone else think someone's been watching the a-team?

Guilty arf.

No need for guilt, you are laughing at the descriptions of criminals, not their actions...

A week ago:

Blind people allowed to carry guns and the top 10 other crazy U.S. laws

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/blind-people-allowed-carry-guns-2262200

12 fatalities now. No known motive.

it has cost 500mn so far to raise the costa concordia
and they haven't actually done anything apart from right it

jesus
might buy myself a recovery boat and head out on the canals of london for some righting and recovering

Damn benefits cheats saving the taxpayer money.....!

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/officials-who-caught-benefits-cheat-1284342

Hope she got the back pay with the conviction.

Susan Armstrong, chairwoman of the Bench, looked up from her copy of the Daily Mail, and told Gibbons: “You fraudulently claimed benefits for a sustained period intentionally. “This is taking money from the public purse.”
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So while the 5p plastic bag charge is step in the right direction.
The amount of trees cut down to provide the tons of junk mail now deliverd by the royal mail is a mockery. I would like 5p for every piece of junk they push inside my house for the effort I take to recycle it. Stupid

the 5p charge is bollocks.