Encrypt all the things!

Well Tor got compromised by the police. All publicly used encryption methods are backdoored/compromised by the NSA.

Basically, short of using quantum encryption or writing your own, you're fucked.

No they're not. Some might be. Not everything. The NSA just buys and bullies its way into big companies, they don't have some magic key to unlock everything that's encrypted.

The only thing the police have ever compromised is innocent people.