Football

Ozil is a wonderful signing, and he is not the complete answer, but he is an indication of the club starting to wake up. Sometime around the end of the year expect to see a buck-toothed Uruguayan racist handing in transfer requests, sulking in the dressing room and pissing in Brenda's coffee in the hope of getting serviced by Mesut.

Nah, He'll bust a nut on the pitch to get that golden spanish egg in Jan/summer

Unless he finds another fucking way to get banned for ages