Football

You are either:

Trolling

Ok - a bit this.

Know fuck all about football(plastic Manc so probably this)

Probably a lot this, but do not pretend otherwise.

On his day he has been a quality signing for us.

Its all relative.

He scored 12 goals last season

5 with his head as most defenders are probably shit scared of him clattering them.

he took the piss out of Cleverley, controlled most the game, got the winning goal and got MOM

Helm...I said that innit

Superb first touch, can tackle, can pass, rarely gives the ball away, good in the air and I have never seen a player control the ball with his chest and bring down better than Fellaini.

Dribbling not on list then. Sounds like you might be a bit gutted.