Football

Benzema seen just arriving @ Manchester airport

Bolo Zenden signs for Hull

Dean Windass in advanced talks with Stoke

Kenny Miller seen on Fulham Palace Rd

If we're posting joke transfers:

Gareth Barry to Everton

If we're posting joke transfers:

Gareth Barry to Everton

Oh keep up for fucks sake...I've posted that atleast 3 times since I've been back...known for nearly 2 weeks

Torre Andre Flo going back to Chelsea...Ba to Bournemouth on loan

Spurs not a oneman team.

If we're posting joke transfers:

Gareth Barry to Everton

Funniest one on the page

I'd rather have Connor Salmon! At least the cunt's scoring!

Fellaini & Baines OUT

Ince, McCarthy and Gareth fuckin Barry IN

*where's that cocktail?

#weeps
#martinezout

#offtobed

Best bit about fat Barry is that his wages will be massive. Nothing worse than spunking what little money you have on a useless cunt.

Although we were linked with bender last week

He's only on loan thank fuck and Citeh are paying half his wages

Anyway, Suarez is also of to Real

Everton bidding 10m for McCarthy - Wigan reject.

Might be worth pointing out to Martinez, that he can buy players from elsewhere...

Wigan reject bid Everton bid for McCarthy

PLEASE keep rejecting!

#martinezout

Everton bidding 10m for McCarthy - Wigan reject.

Might be worth pointing out to Martinez, that he can buy players from elsewhere...

Same page pea

Keep up you whopper

Manchester City look to compound the loss of Kompany and Nastasic by signing Martin Demichelis.

"Quilt"

This week's word is "quilt".

and what was the safe word again ?

cracking read lads
good few bed wetters out tonight

2 more games to go

#stillhighontodaysresult#

Have the plastics finished yet and who got to eat the soggy biscuit?

Just watched the highlights of the game. They are a nasty bunch aren't they United? Fouling and moaning all over the place. how that useless cunt Phil Jones can have the nerve to throw himself on the floor 'injured' after being tackled by someone who probably weighs about as much as my leg is an embarrassment. A disgraceful showing. I have a lovely feeling they will finish mid table this season.
And how Van Rapey stayed on the pitch is a miracle

What do you say, what do you know!!

Lost to the Arse, looked a bit toothless up front. Giroud's goal was a lovely. Losing Capoue, could be a big blow as it looks like he's broken his ankle, which means he's out till Christmas at least.
We looked strong defensively solid, despite the goal and Arsenal looking threatening on the break. Showed why we bought Lamela and Eriksen, need a bit of guile to get Soldado the ball. Townsend looked good, but Walker was on some win the game by myself shit.. Bit bemused by why Holtby didn't come on, as Soldado was all alone up front and had little support, though he held the ball up well. Chadli looked nice enough, couple of cheeky flicks, but seemed to have little pace, which after Bale and Lennon and now Townsend, its what spurs fans expect.

Watched the match up by Victoria park, with Jonny, shoots, and Skoota, and decided that now is not the time to let my natural spurs caution take hold. Fuck it we've splashed the cash as I've wanted us to do over several seasons, we've bought in exciting players both finished article and young with upside. We'll play better than this game, even though we didn't play that badly.

Yes Arsenal won a close fought game, put aside some of the crisis talk that had been hovering, but lets get some perspective, third game into the season. No point getting all excited until after 10-15 games to see how its shaken out (though I did enjoy being almost top of the league).

Season is young and I can only see us getting better.