Football

Don't be a prickwank...the only reason there's a queue for ST's @ Anfield is cos it's full of Norwegians, Irish, Cockneys, Sikhs and Muslims. Fuck me, you have to go through passport control as you get off at Lime St

80s glory hunting plastic supported clubs

I'm entirely open to explanations as to how this is a reflection of the multicultural society in which we live, rather than a tired old re-hash of "go back to your own country".

Or should we just revise TEH RULEZ to read:
Your local club, or
Your dad's club

and...

You must be an indigenous, 26th generation, white, working-class Englander.