Peds!

the other day a guy was crossing the road at some random place, hovered in the centre to wait for a car to go past then looked at me right behind it, looked me directly in the eyes, and swaggered in front of me his whole body language saying "fuck you" and daring me to get in some conflict with him

I gave him a palm in the chest and he fell on his arse, it was hilarious

somebody looked at you funny so you pushed them over?