I hate

The way my wife tells people mobile numbers.

She says 07 123 12 34 56

When it should be 07123 123 45

I say

078 178 9%!£9

(ingeniously disguised from my actual number)

rather than

07817 89% !£9

because the first sets of 3 work better than way

but everyone gets confused and doesn't like it

/csb