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hey Eightball, have you ever had saddle sores? Have you ever had eggs of puss the size of eggs clustering round your brown star and halfway up your groin bridge? Have you? Have you ever had weeping sores dotted across your backside like shell holes on the Somme? Have you ever had to drain a pint and a half of stinking, suppurating matter from a boil beneath your ball bag? Have you cried with the pain of swollen privates? Have you spent a whole summer carrying round an inflatable rubber ring just so you can sit your infected arse down because even the softest of soft furnishings, the plumpest of pillows and the richest of velours is like sandpaper sprinkled with broken glass to your plague infested buttocks?
Well, have you?