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A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He thinks that because she is wearing a uniform,she's probably an off-duty
flight attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up
by identifying the airline she flys for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta motto :
“ We love to fly and it shows”.
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks of another line.
He leans forward and delivers the Air France motto :
“ Winning the hart of the world”.
Again she just stares at him with a slight puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again,this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto;
“ Going beyond expectations”.
The woman looks at him sternly and says :
“ WHAT THE F....CK DO YOU WANT ?”
“ Ah !” -he says,- sitting back with a smile on his face,
“ RYANAIR ”