Remember kids... always wear a helmet. (The almighty bikeradar helmet thread)

Put your helmet on then break your own legs on a postbox, then shout at them about how useless their fucking helmet was and how you wouldn't have been anywhere near a postbox if you weren't wearing it. Then shit in their marital bed and smear "you don't understand me" on the wall.

That last bit cracked me up.

Have you read the foffa thread?