In a sense every day is my birthday, because I'm born anew each morning (rather than 'born again' which sounds too happy and too clappy). At least my wife gets some variety.
There will be no sequel. Sorry. Another written project is on the cards though. That isn't a way of saying I've made inroads into the greetings card market. The only Clinton I'm interested in is George.
Of course it's not my fucking birthday. Did you not notice me bleating on about turning 40 a couple of months ago? FFS, young people these days.
In a sense every day is my birthday, because I'm born anew each morning (rather than 'born again' which sounds too happy and too clappy). At least my wife gets some variety.
There will be no sequel. Sorry. Another written project is on the cards though. That isn't a way of saying I've made inroads into the greetings card market. The only Clinton I'm interested in is George.
Of course it's not my fucking birthday. Did you not notice me bleating on about turning 40 a couple of months ago? FFS, young people these days.