For Sale: Foffa Single Speed Custom-built bicycle

Reminds of when me and a friend went to Egg one bank holiday weekend a couple of years back after what was meant to be a couple of quiet social drinks. By about 3am we had both kicked our bodies into submission with various concoctions of drink and powder and I wanted to leave. I found my mate tongue deep in a young ladies mouth, not really moving but swaying side to side. I tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention to tell him I was going and as he detached himself from the unfortunate lady, a stream of yellow vomit flew from both their mouths.

I'm not sure who started it, but he says they were both sick in each other.

Somebody's bound to have a romantic both vomiting/shitting in the same toilet story... ;)

Not me. Though a mutual stomach bug destroyed the "no farting in bed" rule in a few hours.