• I laugh. Turtle head.

    LOL. Reminded me of 2008. Uni graduation ceremony. I was sat next to someone I had never met before as we were just placed in alphabetical order. Start chatting to him and he's a nice lad, think his name was Frank.

    20 minutes in (mid-speeches) he says "Fuck I just sharted big time". Not what I was expecting from someone I just met, but there we were, trapped in our seats with nowhere to go. Man needed moral support.

    He rode it out. Even collected his diploma. Like a boss.

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