• helmet cam please, I await running around screaming like a girl amusment

    I'll see what I can rig up.

    If only he still had the long flowing locks to get the fuckers tied up in.

    That's just nasty. I can maybe pop on a wig...

    supersoaker full of petrol and a lighter. it's the only way.

    Don't want the flashback. I'd feel a right cunt explaining that at A & E.

    Outdoor nests = jetwash

    Blast that ball to shreds, once you get the queen the rest will bugger off

    Don't forget to tie a goat to a stake nearby so they have something to sting instead of you

    You are a man to be friends with in case of zombie invasion. I salute you, sir.

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