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In Paris for rugby with best mate, sharing a room.
SAF is the best of blokes but had never used a bidet before.
Up in the morning, I find that best friend had used the "wrong" unit for his morning glory, whilst looking at the pictures in some elegent French fashion magazine.
Summoned friend into bathrom with an angry "mate, you need to sort this out!"
With merely a shrug, friend proceeded to rip centre spread from fashion magazine, offending article collected, and then dropped down the toilet?
No, offending article collected, and lauched out the window with the Versace spread from the March Vogue in close persuit. Just then, a scooter could be heard in the street below, skidding and taking what seemed like evasive action from an unseen deadly threat.
Oh, and Brian O'Driscol ran in three tries for Ireland's first victory in Paris for 26 years.