Football

originally posted by mikec: I've never had sex thank you very much!

ftfy. ;-)

Clutch, mike; clutch.

Hello Jeez.

And the comment about Ribery is out of line too. He paid a 17-year old prostitute to have sex with him on his 26th birthday. So calling him a 'nonce' is bang out of order.

And then converted to Islam afterwards. A bit like Van Persie.

Although, I'm now unsure if RVP is a Muslim.

@ Elfinsafety

YOU'RE A COON'T.

Time to go back to work.

Heh!

:-D

I love you too sweet tits.

X

throws up

ignore

holds bodieanddoyle's hair up out of the way

I don't have it any more.

the ignore function?

Hello Jeez.

Some of us have met and ridden with him so he passes the some of us knowing him test now. Admitidly he told us his name was James and only admitted to being Jeez just before peeling off for home.

Seemed an alright guy in the flesh, dicki got on well with him what with them both riding grrr hard man, let's offroad, fuck yeah I nailed that berm high five and pass me a red bull type bikes.

I don't have it any more.

the ignore function?

No I think he meant hair.

Cos it came off in my haynds...

Some of us have met and ridden with him so he passes the some of us knowing him test now. Admitidly he told us his name was James and only admitted to being Jeez just before peeling off for home.

Seemed an alright guy in the flesh, dicki got on well with him what with them both riding grrr hard man, let's offroad, fuck yeah I nailed that berm high five and pass me a red bull type bikes.

He was on a football ride a couple of years ago and was a nice enough sort of chap.

Elfinsafety - are you nice in real life?

Oh - I have you on ignore.

he says no ... he's worse in real life

Professional troll is professional:

https://twitter.com/Elfinsafety
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/profile/elfinsafety

Elfinsafety - are you nice in real life?

You'll have to find out, won't you?

Professional troll is professional:

Troll, no. Famous; obviously!

Seriously; I'm very flattered. I'd forgotten I even had a Twitter account! :-D

what are your thoughts on the royal birth ?

I'm very flattered

If right clicking on your name and clicking Google is flattering to you; you're welcome.

What royal bath? Royal Bath? Lovely city. Steeped in history with fantastic architecture. But surely that's a topic for another thread?

come come now

the ROYAL birth
you know