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Interesting that they 'know' this given that he's currently half way round the world and probbly currently on a training pitch somewhere...

I think he's on the bench at the mo...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/24/liverpool-melbourne-victory-live

Great, we've got another Jeez...

On ignore...

Interesting that they 'know' this given that he's currently half way round the world and probbly currently on a training pitch somewhere...

Are you really that dim?

The reporter will have spoken to his agent, who'd have told him what Suarez wants.

Are you really that dim?

The reporter will have taken a punt to get another few column inches based on recent pour quality 'journalism'

ftfy

Piers Morgan + Arse. A natural combination.

Like Piss and Bleach? A fine beverage - often chosen by our beloved toffee.

48 min: LUIS SUAREZ HAS PUT HIS SHINPADS ON!!!!!!

Are you really that dim?

Probably dimmer...

Like Piss and Bleach?

Preferable to Piers Morgan, surely?

Getting stabbed is preferable to anything to do with Piers Morgan.

Any idea who 'we're' trying to buy at the moment?

Signed two strikers, a goalkeeper and a defender. However, neither striker is experienced in the PL, so possibly a bit risky by Rodgers. The 'midfielders' comment referred to the number of midfielders LFC have brought in over the last few seasons, yet failed to reinforce attacking options sufficiently. But you'd have known this...

Rodgers still chasing a winger after losing out on Henrikh Mkhitaryan

Soldado being touted as a possible. As are Aly Cissokho and Josep Ilicic. Soldado being the most exciting prospect (after Darren Bent of course).

Blimey; Borini's actually looking ok right now...

+1
I would rather die than have anything to do with him.
He is the slimiest of slimy fuckers. I would like to know what sort of people watch his show. The cull would start with them if I were running the show

guardian covering the big match today live

Liverpool, featuring Gnasher on the bench: Jones; Johnson, Skrtel, Wisdom, Enrique; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Ibe, Borini, Sterling.

gnasher on the bench ... lol !

Liverpool 1 up, this year could be........

Beautiful bit of play from Suarez right at the end, to set up Aspas for a simple tap-in. Liverpool really can't afford to lose Suarez.

aaaaaaaspaaaaaassssssssssssssss
2-0 final whistle

8/10 (panini).

Spurs losing 1-3 to Sunderland in Asia.

Any Leicester fans? Playing in York tonight another good test for us...

Beautiful bit of play from Suarez right at the end, to set up Aspas for a simple tap-in. Liverpool really can't afford to lose Suarez.

aaaaaaaspaaaaaassssssssssssssss
2-0 final whistle

Next season lads... Next season

So i'm confused about the £40mil release clause. I was under the impression that if a team offered more than £40mil, Ratface would be free to agree terms and move?

No. He is in a three year contract so the club have a little muscle in what happens. It'd be nice to see a club defy sports page editors and do what's in the best interest of the club. Also, if, theres a release clause it only means the potential move only has to be discussed.
Also, if, theres a release clause it only means the potential move only has to be discussed.

More Kopite whoppers? Pfffff!!!!

fuck off back to summer bay

he looks to be on form
lots of trickery from the uruguayan boy wonder

did anyone hear the joke about the newcastle player who refused to wear the wonga badged club shirt because of his religion but then was seen at a local casino gambling ..................
i haven't thought of the punch line yet but i'm racking my brains right now

oh how they laughed in the aisles at st jamese park at that one

Yep.
Didn't stop Ribery noncing on a teenager either did it?

Not sure who's alias Elfinsafety is. I'm sure he's playing dumb by not using the quote/multi-quote buttons.

thats just par for the course for catholics isn't it ?

or is he mulismismist ?

Muslim actually. Why, d'you have a problem with that?

Being a catholic didn't stop Luis Suarez from being a snide cheating cuntbag.