Football

I wonder how much it would be to dislodge Merseyside from the rest of Britain and let it float all the way to Australia and link it with a causeway? Surely that would give all parties involved the best of both worlds? UK's unemployment plummets instantly, Scousers get the chance to sun themselves silly without applying fake tan, Australia gets some heritage.

The Aussies have recently passed a law saying any immigrant vessels get shipped off to Papa New Guinea. I wonder how they would deal with an Island full of scousers approaching them