Royalty

It's bullshit is what it is. Queenie owns 1/6 of the world's surface? I call boku shenanigans.

and we own the queen, so does that mean i, in theory, own bermuda or some small pacific island ?

it does ... i'll take it

c u all laterzzzzz

She's in labour.

Switches off news, hides in tent to avoid the next few days of guff.

oh gawd

Chief Lizard will whisk away the devil-spawn and curse it...

It seems that lizards have a longer gestation period than mere mortals.

Also intrigued to see so many Tweeting that the green one has gone into "Labour" with a capital "L". Does this imply a party political aspect to the affair?

She's in labour.

Switches off news, hides in tent to avoid the next few days of guff.

But which tent?

Well, that probably explains the gathering of clouds and the thunderstorms forecast....

hide your virgins
i don't know how many they will sacrifice in honour of the next lizard but you can be rest assured they'll be out with there with the rohypnol and the chloroform

hide your virgins

Why? Is Pisti offering de-flowering sessions?

i'm in my panic room armed to the teeth
they won't take me alive

I think you're safe from a yentz off G.

you can never be too sure

• arms self with another knife and another baseball bat *
  

But which tent?

I'm going for a tent within a tent within a tent.

Government departments accross the board just went into overdrive to see which one can bury the most damaging news release while the press are clammering over the birth of our latest lizard overloard.

I like the Queen , gawd bless'er

are you some east ender who survived the blitz ?

that's right sunshine

in all the sci fi movies one, soon to be dead in a horrible way actor, says ......

" we've got to find the nest " i echo these sentiments but am a fear'ed of saying it

but we really should ... and destroy it

that's right science fiction, because it ain't going to happen

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/22/some-households-in-north-of-england-still-without-royal-updates-warns-met-office/

It's a Boy!

Glad I could remain on the dole and applying for a job at this auspicious moment. Good luck Bert, you'll need it. If I were you I'd keep my eyes shut as long as possible.

Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

They're going to call him Keith!

It's a Boy!

I'm sure a bit of this was involved.

Coincidence that we're going through a heatwave? I think not.