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Benteke signs up with Villas for another 4 years.

Boom! Nice work Lambert.
Back up to 6th for us this season, I fancy.

...oh, and Spurs failing to buy a player they are linked with shocker. Again.

So which team now has the most vile away kit? Man u, Arse and Chelsea have oft entertained in the past, but the new Liverpool kits are amongst the most hideous I've ever seen. Poor Pepe Reina is going on loan to Napoli just to avoid wearing the monstrosity they've 'designed' for him.

(Liverpool fayn here btw)

Are you from or ever been to Norway?

Onesies came from Norway.

So which team now has the most vile away kit?

Derby

Onesies came from Norway.

Are you into them that much that you have traced their history? I bet you've been to the museum of onesies.

Villanova resigned as Barca manager....interesting.

Ill health

His rhythm has returned.

Are you into them that much that you have traced their history? I bet you've been to the museum of onesies.

Shut it, tent boy.

Fingers crossed that bookies favorite Luis Enrique gets the Barca job..

Do you think he would do a better job than AVB.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2013/07/20/4131526/bailiffs-visit-manchester-united-training-complex-in-search

bailiffs searching for bebe

Fingers crossed that bookies favorite Luis Enrique gets the Barca job..

Do you think he would do a better job than AVB.

Corny caught in plastico managerial dilemma...
#lozzles #weartheshirt

It would have been rude not to have retweeted this:

@MUFC0FFICIAL: Cesc Fabregas will join United. To show you how confident I am, I will give everyone who retweets this £10 if he doesn't join.

He is already on the hook for over £90,000. Looks like Pisti might have a Manc soul-mate.

Spurs have bought a winger off Twente.

I didn't realise we were in need of one, unless he's secretly a forward in disguise...

s785, think chadlil is winger cover for Bale/Lennon, as we are light in the wide positions, if they go down injured and Townsend is still an untried entity...

Fair enough - but since there are places we need good first choices, I'm surprised they are strengthening our already better than most midfield..

Bale is off to Barca with AVB

"You must spread some rep..."

Corny's head explodes

PSG - just signed Cavani

Madrid - maybe, although I'm still not sure they are in for a striker since Ancellotti took over.

Suarez isn't worth anything more than 30m - because of the issues he brings and the fact the teams that could afford more have largely already bought.

bayerm -Lewy
Barca -Neymar
Monaco - Falcao
PSG - Cavani
Man City - Jovetic/negredo
Napoli - ?
Athletico Madrid - Villa (they made fuck all from Falcao)
Juve - Llorente/tevez

So who else is looking for a striker with the money - Chelsea and Arsenal.

I think it would be mad to not accept a bid of around 30m for a player - in fact I think Liverpool messed up in not selling him earlier and using their money on some of he better value players - Gomez, Mkhitaryan, Villa. Sell Suarez, bring in Kroos and Soldado. job done.

Troll is obv

Plastic Aussies going mad at the sight of Libpool in Straya...

Brendamania...

Can someone do subtitles?^

Do a YouTube, it's funny as fuck...

Greeks and Italians going absolutely mental at Melbourne airport... Hehehe...

Of course Liverpool are massive in Australia. We deported half of Liverpool there two centuries ago.

We still would if we had the chance.

Crime rates in the UK as a whole would plummet.