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Once me and my mates ate some cactus after a night on the sauce, but it was pretty indigestible, and was literally the worst tasting thing ever, so it was difficult to keep down.
I was going to projectile, so I opened the front door and made a pavement pizza right on the step, which I actually found quite amusing. Al had bought the cactus, and wasn't happy it was being wasted like this. The smell and talk of my puke set my mate Will off, he was wretching pretty hard so Al grabbed a saucepan and said 'Quick, do it in here. Fucksake. Can't believe you're wasting it man'
When he was finished, Al successfully encouraged Will into picking through his pan of vomit to re-eat the cactus. He used a fork, so he's not a complete barbarian