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My mate was dating a girl who had 2 young girls and a german shepherd. He offered to take the kids and the dog to the park one nice day.
While in the park a car pulled up and an adult and child emerged to let the child have a crap on the grass.
My mate had been reminded to clear up if the dog pooped, so he went over and offered the adult a poop scoop bag.
The adult refused to clear up, and a row started, which soon stopped when my mate realised his girlfriends long haired german shepherd was rolling in the poop. When he yelled at the dog it freaked out.
He eventually managed to get a lead on it, and then tried to get the dog and the two little girls home, about half a mile walk from the park.
By the time he got to his girlfriends home he, the dog and the two little girls were covered in poop. The dog was getting more and more agitated as my mate was getting more and more stressed,and the two crap covered girls were in tears.
As soon as the door was opened the crap covered dog rushed into the house and ran from room to room, up the stairs, then leapt up at the girlfriend.
My mate never went back.