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@JWestland
At a wedding of friends years ago one attendee there didn't have a room. They agreed he could sleep on the floor in theirs.
He repaid them by pissing on the table. In a 5 star hotel. Where it ended up on the carpet.
His excuse was that he was used to pissing in the sink in the student house. Not sure how drunk you have to be before you confused a fancy inlaid wood table with a mirror in front with a grotty kitchen sink with macaroni leftovers.