Although...I am going to whinge about the things I've seen that should never be seen. I'm talking about flesh.
Men - I hate to break it to you but most of you are not blessed with a torso worthy of appearing on the cover of Men's Health. Instead of setting hearts a flutter, you look worryingly close to a heart attack. Being metrosexual does not mean stripping down to your pants in the city and hoping for the best. You're not in Faliraki now.
To those of you who do ripple in all the right places, you can cover up too - I nearly went in to the back of a bus earlier.
Although...I am going to whinge about the things I've seen that should never be seen. I'm talking about flesh.
Men - I hate to break it to you but most of you are not blessed with a torso worthy of appearing on the cover of Men's Health. Instead of setting hearts a flutter, you look worryingly close to a heart attack. Being metrosexual does not mean stripping down to your pants in the city and hoping for the best. You're not in Faliraki now.
To those of you who do ripple in all the right places, you can cover up too - I nearly went in to the back of a bus earlier.
That. Is. All.