The Cycle Show - ITV4

I feel unclean

Stop touching yourself when you look at the presenter doris then.

Could they have gotten a mechanic that spoke English and wasn't a mouth breather?

I liked the balance bike bit but the parents were hardly mr and mrs average just taking their kids along to learn to cycle. Paul bloody Oldham even his kid was dressed in Hope Factory Racing kit.

Interviews are getting better though, Steve Peat was interesting.

Fuck me, is this still getting airtime? What time's Come Dine With Me On?

When they all get fired from this show.

WTF Balance Bikes?- *How children on the continent learn to ride a bike with no pedals... *I'm off back to BBC four thank you very much, this is worse than The One Show

They're fantastic and they do exactly what they were intended to do.

re the cycle show,,, owt is better than nowt. re C2W it depends on what scheme your employer subscribes to. also a few add ons and you don't own the bike.

They're fantastic and they do exactly what they were intended to do.

Not disputing that at all, but if that is all they can dredge up to talk about for a ten minute slot then they are running extremely thin on ideas I think?... This programme is surely a sign that Noddergeddon is upon us?

Fuck me. lots of other people on bikes. Whatever next. The bastards.
Quite like it myself, It'll do for now.

who was the guy sitting behind the sofa ?
i'm sure i've seen him on rides and was that joe smiff next to him ?

ms glowinski seems to fall off at least once in each segment she does
is she the right person to be advocating cycling ? maybe she should work on some stuntman show ... bend the knees, tuck and roll anna

who was the guy sitting behind the sofa ?
i'm sure i've seen him on rides and was that joe smiff next to him ?
nope. must have been some other devistatingly handsome individual.

Joe Smiff's like the Highlander - there can be only one...

don't lose your head joe

He's not in medieval France.

Joe Smiff's like the Highlander - wanders round in a skirt doing dodgy accents

ftfy

who was the guy sitting behind the sofa ?
i'm sure i've seen him on rides and was that joe smiff next to him ?

If you are talking about the last sofa segment then the dude with the winning smile was north's very own Alby. Don't fink it was Smiff next to him, unless he was in disguise, beard and glasses is a classic and he has been know to go undercover.

New series bump

But it clashes with Count Arthur Strong! Poor scheduling.

Is Count Arthur Strong any good? The trailers look ok. Life and space on the PVR are too precious for shit telly.

The Cycle Show is repeated on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

Count Arthur is worth a go, i'd say. I think RPM has the correct priorities based on the first episode of each series.

Lol, I liked the radio show because it was beyond stupid and annoyed everyone. I love malapropisms too. On TV it wasn't so good. Will give it another chance though.

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