Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^ agree. Shame I have a bike with similar naff drops/lever combo. Seemed ok to start with but reckon ill go back to proper levers.

and functions like shit to ^ riding in the drops is a safety hazard with that set up.

There is so much fucked up irony in the way big brand SS/Fixies have shit flat bar levers, they all seem to do it!

People bodging together shit single speeds/fixed wheel bikes with old frames, aspiring to the retro awesomeness of pinarello and colnago but instead having a ratty old raleigh with flat bars, or a bmx lever fitted awkwardly on some drops. With a frame usually too big so they couldnt use the drops if they wanted to. Also adding shit brightly coloured parts like coloured chains because they have no sense no taste.

Then brands like colnago and pinarello, imitating these fixy fuckups from FGG...

Strange mix of Sram and Campag, and the bars need rotating up a bit, other than that this is awesome!

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here's De Rosa's offering for that demographic

^or this Willier

^ The Pontevecchio is even worse:

fella I know had those De Rosa's in store, don't think he sold any

Lets not forget the Eddy Merckx attempt.

beggars belief

doesn't even have trackends. But I think it has an eccentric BB, yes because that is what all the Fixy kids really want.

I feel sick

^^ eccentric bb?

Yup, those overcomplicated things that tandems have.

Lovely details n everything, but man it looks like a wooden turd

rest of the pics....

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/page/4/

^Weighs about 36 lbs, likely because of overuse of irony in the design.

I didn't even read that it weigh's 36lbs! that is actually ridiculous, for a bike with that 'equipment' anyway

My bad, closer to 35, still...

reddit delivers yet again

http://imgur.com/Lxv7Nym

^not that bad ... even worse then bad

Worse and then bad :O

How the fuck would you get on it?
High jump style straddle?

use a chisel

Nag Offenders Register /

http://i.imgur.com/IypZ4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/335jP.jpg

"My baby <3" Eugh
http://i.imgur.com/5QTco.jpg

Full retard on the bar setup:
http://i.imgur.com/rQXVcbz.jpg

Reddit, you kill me.

"My baby <3"

Really, really, really late-term abortion?

maybe the midwife dropped it