What do you think about while cycling?

Where the hell are you guys riding if people are smiling at you on the road? Definitely can't be London. Frowning I will buy.

Its not the tube ride
#nevermakeeyecontact

"can they see me looking at them behind these shades?"

Where the hell are you guys riding if people are smiling at you on the road? Definitely can't be London. Frowning I will buy.

NW Kent/SE London border for me. They're a bit slow to catch on out this way.

Wait until they see what Electric Light can do.

"....that man just smiled at me. Bet he thought I was girl.... hah!...loser.... oh hang on a mo...."

"That girl just smiled at me - Bet she's well jealous of my new outfit!"
Get a room!

"I'm going to pretend I haven't seen this prat creep up on my inside - why should I move over when the lights go green?"

"I hope that person who I told undertaking is dangerous doesn't catch up with me I can't be bothered to interact with another human being right now"

"...aah! So that's what an ignoramus looks like ..."

after witnessing a Taxi driver stopping in the FleetStreet ring-o-steel chicane to drop off a fare thus causing a junction blocking jam.

"... is a Private Ambulance just for carrying peoples 'Privates'?...

"That lady on the hybrid should really stop hugging the curb there's loads of massive potholes coming up, I'll go wide and give her some space to go around them"

She doesn't go around them but decides to try and squeeze past them using the 1inch bit of road between the potholes and the curb.

10 mins later

"That lady on the hybrid is going to get herself killed if she doesn't stop hugging the curb"

Lady on the hybrid nearly gets squashed by the buses going into the stop opposite the church at the top of Brixton Road.

"Never turn onto Brixton Road in the bus lane there"

Get a room!

Not until we're Married!

What kind of a fella do you think I am :-)

"Yellow car"

...

"Yellow car"

"... gosh... that Lady is SO clever. She's doing Ziggy-Zaggy driving, miss-indicating AND sending a text all at the same time."

After starting to ride clippless I'm constantly thinking about when to unclip or not.

I always see my reflection briefly in a massive shop window as I go by. I always thing something along the lines of:

'Yeah you look good.. Fucking shit calves'.

"...Oooo....I can see The Shard from here..."

Cycling south on Waterloo bridge, briefly looking right at the Houses of Parliament, then briefly looking left at The City and Canary Wharf last night - "I fucking love this city."

I always see my reflection briefly in a massive shop window as I go by. I always thing something along the lines of:

My thoughts in this situation are usually closer to

"maybe I shouldn't have eaten that 6th cake"

"...pulling a silly face and doing a comedy run across the road when the little man has been red for 10 mins wont stop me from running you over you foole..."

My thoughts in this situation are usually closer to

"maybe I shouldn't have eaten that 6th cake"

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"This is fucking great lolz" whilst riding Boris bikes around Leicester sq. at 1am on a Sunday morning... bunny hopping, jumping lights, riding pavements and going up one ways.
"Oh shit!" Whilst reading the fines for doing all of these after docking.

Oops.

often thinking what prat is going to pull out on me next - when commuting.

otherwise music is on!

"....ooo...I can see The Shard from here too.."

"...and here..."

"i moved out of the city for exactly this moment"