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• #102
Whose name isn't Leonard?
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• #103
Lennard's isn't 'Leonard', it's 'Lennard'.
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• #104
Anyway. ..can anybody top trying to clear the jungle of spiders for a girl?
I love you and want to be your wife.
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• #105
Lennard's isn't 'Leonard', it's 'Lennard'.
Facepalm.jpg @ me
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• #106
I used to go out with a girl who had a proper pathological fear of spiders. If she saw one she would often vomit and then pass out, no exaggeration. It was like they invoked the fear of death itself. However she loved all other wildlife and had always dreamed about visiting the rainforest knowing that she never could go because of the propensity of eight legged monsters.
I booked her a surprise holiday to Venezuela staying on Coche island in the south of the Caribbean and arranged for a friend of mine who is a jungle guide who I met in Brazil to summon a posse of 12 men to scan the jungle for overtly obvious spiders and plot a path to avoid any that would be across our intended route. The plan was to get a boat to Margerita and then a small plane to mainland Venezuela where we'd do a five mile or so walk through the jungle to the angel falls hopefully avoiding any freak outs so that she could realise her dream.
Bitch dumped me two months before we were due to set off and to this day doesn't know what the plan was.
I can laugh about it now.
In another csb, i proposed on this path under the Salto Sapo falls after hiking up to the Angel Falls, while suffering from a bout of amoebic dysentery.
You missed out there - it's an incredible place.
path runs behind this:
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• #107
Bitches love waterfalls.
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• #108
are you saying that niagra > viagra?
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• #109
having read your epic honeymoon plans dan I'm now super disappointed that all of our dates have been so low rent.
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• #110
Its true. Most of our dates have involved drinking Stella on a park bench.
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• #111
A bench? You suave fuckers.
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• #112
not just a bench a funcking picnic table bench.
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• #113
Always good to have a big, wooden barrier between you and a potential hug-a-thon.
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• #114
...besides your personality
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• #115
Always good to have a big, wooden barrier between you and a potential hug-a-thon.
euph?
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• #116
I snuck out of a naval base to be with my ex on our anniversary.... watch officer wasn't too happy when he found out...
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• #117
destroyer?
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• #118
destroyer?
I'll bet he did.
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• #119
Diver?
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• #120
if it's cared for
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• #121
I snuck out of a naval base to be with my ex on our anniversary.... watch officer wasn't too happy when he found out...
Seeing him on the side were you?
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• #122
Moved to Surbiton.
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• #123
That is above and beyond the call of duty.
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• #124
It didn't last
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• #125
Seeing him on the side were you?
not sure if homophobic or just trolling
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