• Whose name isn't Leonard?

  • Lennard's isn't 'Leonard', it's 'Lennard'.

  • Anyway. ..can anybody top trying to clear the jungle of spiders for a girl?

    I love you and want to be your wife.

  • Lennard's isn't 'Leonard', it's 'Lennard'.

    Facepalm.jpg @ me

  • I used to go out with a girl who had a proper pathological fear of spiders. If she saw one she would often vomit and then pass out, no exaggeration. It was like they invoked the fear of death itself. However she loved all other wildlife and had always dreamed about visiting the rainforest knowing that she never could go because of the propensity of eight legged monsters.

    I booked her a surprise holiday to Venezuela staying on Coche island in the south of the Caribbean and arranged for a friend of mine who is a jungle guide who I met in Brazil to summon a posse of 12 men to scan the jungle for overtly obvious spiders and plot a path to avoid any that would be across our intended route. The plan was to get a boat to Margerita and then a small plane to mainland Venezuela where we'd do a five mile or so walk through the jungle to the angel falls hopefully avoiding any freak outs so that she could realise her dream.

    Bitch dumped me two months before we were due to set off and to this day doesn't know what the plan was.

    I can laugh about it now.

    In another csb, i proposed on this path under the Salto Sapo falls after hiking up to the Angel Falls, while suffering from a bout of amoebic dysentery.

    You missed out there - it's an incredible place.

    path runs behind this:

  • Bitches love waterfalls.

  • are you saying that niagra > viagra?

  • having read your epic honeymoon plans dan I'm now super disappointed that all of our dates have been so low rent.

  • Its true. Most of our dates have involved drinking Stella on a park bench.

  • A bench? You suave fuckers.

  • not just a bench a funcking picnic table bench.

  • Always good to have a big, wooden barrier between you and a potential hug-a-thon.

  • ...besides your personality

  • Always good to have a big, wooden barrier between you and a potential hug-a-thon.

    euph?

  • I snuck out of a naval base to be with my ex on our anniversary.... watch officer wasn't too happy when he found out...

  • destroyer?

  • destroyer?

    I'll bet he did.

  • if it's cared for

  • I snuck out of a naval base to be with my ex on our anniversary.... watch officer wasn't too happy when he found out...

    Seeing him on the side were you?

  • Moved to Surbiton.

  • That is above and beyond the call of duty.

  • It didn't last

  • Seeing him on the side were you?

    not sure if homophobic or just trolling

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Whats the weirdest / oddest thing you done to keep a women/man happy?

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