Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

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BREAKING NEWS.

Apparently brakes are the newest, hippist, hoppity of slavery, that even Margaret Garner would destory her beloved fixed wheel bicycle before adding those notorious brake on the front of her sleek creation she birthed from hell.

Have the tiles turned? Are people no longer whip skidding to gain entry into Look Mum No Friends? Will there be less faces graffiti being smeared onto the rear of a double decker as a credential for those who are with the street? Will bicycle shops see less customers due to the lack of tyres wear? Are we not able to provide the Darwin award for those who decided that the red light are a mere displeasure?

People! Mancini havehas spoken!

10/10 for creativity.
Just make sure something you post isn't full of mistakes if you're going to try and be funny and take the piss out of someone.
I like the fictional fact stating that if you run brakeless, you'll go into the rear of a double decker. I don't know anyone thats happened to but you know, you can keep going with that one.